Thou shalt not use the word thou.
Have as many Gods as you want.
Never take your cock out in an elevator.
Don’t steal from murderers.
Never start a list of ten things with only one half-baked idea.
Something about a bear witnessing the theft of your neighbour’s wife.
Remember that you are a slave in the land of Egypt.
An inevitable joke about covering an ox.
Never take an ox’s cock out in an elevator.
If an idea’s not working, blind them with cleavage.