Thought Vomit #149: ft. The Secular Commandments

Thou shalt not use the word thou.

Have as many Gods as you want.

Never take your cock out in an elevator.

Don’t steal from murderers.

Never start a list of ten things with only one half-baked idea.

This is the image Google gave me when I searched for Moses
This is the image Google gave me when I searched for Moses

Something about a bear witnessing the theft of your neighbour’s wife.

Remember that you are a slave in the land of Egypt.

An inevitable joke about covering an ox.

Never take an ox’s cock out in an elevator.

If an idea’s not working, blind them with cleavage.

2 thoughts on “Thought Vomit #149: ft. The Secular Commandments

  • May 27, 2011 at 12:37 pm
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    Religion’s three commandments:

    1. Worship sky daddy.
    2. Don’t sex.
    3. Be generally good, unless you find someone who has broken rules 1 or 2.

  • May 27, 2011 at 12:46 pm
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    See, that’s better than my entire blog.

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