Category Archives: Piffle

A Moment In The Young Ones You’ve Never Seen Before

Posted on by

I was moving frame by frame through the opening sequence of Boring, from the first series of The Young Ones, and I found this flash frame at 1m25s2f.

It pops up just after the skating vegetables, and just before we cut to Neil sitting in his window, looking out at the dawn.

In the second series of the show, these flash frames were deliberate things, as we explored here, but they weren’t utilised in the first series. So this is a genuine rogue frame, left over from an earlier edit, and overlooked by accident.

It’s obviously part of the opening sequence, where the house is full of wondrous things before the cock crows, including those skating love vegetables, and Lord Kitchener at the kitchen table. Maybe it was a special effect that didn’t quite work. Maybe the rug was floating around the house, having a wander, before rushing back to the doorway.

Anyone know any more about this?

How To Get A Million Followers

Posted on by

It seems like a reasonable ambition, doesn’t it?

To have one million followers on your preferred choice of social media.

But if only one percent of those followers clicked Like, or Retweet, or replied to you every time you posted, your phone would bong 10,000 times.

Imagine that?

Let’s just watch this instead.

Moments Of Self Delight

Posted on by

Get your mind out of the gutter.

Last night, just as I went to bed (seriously, grow up), I did something that always pleases me (sheesh). When I turn the light off, I get a little thrill every time, just watching the LEDs fade slowly away in the darkness. I have no idea why this is so delightful, but it is.

It’s like that moment when you immediately see four pieces of a jigsaw puzzle that fit together.

Or when you hear someone say the word ‘Fireman’, and automatically do an impression of Mickey from The League Of Gentlemen.

Or when you pass a car wash on a hot day, and it sprays you with a mist of cool, refreshing water.

Or when you make the perfect cup of tea.

Or when you compose a text message without any typos first time.

Or when you first land on the moon and step down from the ladder and get your opening line right.

Norway Shares The Wealth

Posted on by

In the 1990s, Norway realised that its windfall from the discovery and exploitation of North Sea Oil would eventually come to an end. Where the UK had used this new revenue to fund massive Thatcherite tax cuts, Norway realised that it had to protect this money for future generations. With audacious foresight, the country began investing all of the oil revenue into assets abroad.

The sovereign wealth fund is now worth over a trillion dollars.

It owns 1.3% of every listed company in the world, and is ethically managed, sometimes even voting against large companies such as Apple on corporate governance issues.

It is worth $192,000 per person in Norway.

And the Government allows itself to use 4% of the fund in its own budget.

The fund is growing so big that this number might need to be revised downwards.

No doubt there are valid counter-arguments to this approach, and that the way the UK did it was sensible too, but I can’t help feeling it’s another way we pissed everything up the wall (see also Right To Buy).