What’s The Opposite Of A Kitten Yawning?

Please take a moment to enjoy the latest episode of setisoppO, the podcast where we work out the opposite of things that don’t have a natural opposite.

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This week, we ponder on the opposites of a sewing machine, of a kitten yawning, and of Tom Hanks micturating. Because Tom Hanks does that, a lot. I mean, we all do (me especially), but Tom Hanks does it on screen. Like, a lot.

See?

Now, do excuse me, I need a wee.

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