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Fill a sick bag. Shoot an arrow at it. Post it all on Twitter. Orrrrrr … just work out the

Parumpahpumpum and all that. Let’s work out the festive opposites of stuffing, baubles, and the very meaning of Christmas itself.

We’re going to the country, gonna eat a lot of … well, nectarines. While we read the phone book. And

I mean, who pets a poodle, while flossing and doing Wordle? No-one. That’s who. But there are people who will

You’re reading Miss Marple, under the shade of the leaves, when you hear the chirrup of your notifications. You check