I was on the phone the other day, and I heard myself saying “Any way you please it, cheese it.”
It took me a moment to locate the source of this stupid memory, and I eventually recalled it was from an advert, and I could just about remember the tune too.
Why the hell do I remember this terrible advert? Was it on that much when I was a little kid that it just buried itself deep in to my mind?
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For a long time now I’ve been wanting to write an old-fashioned programme guide. One you can hold in your hand and thumb through, make notes on, spill coffee on. So I did. Proctology: A Bottom Examination is my deep dive into Bottom, the hit BBC Two sitcom starring Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson. That’s…
Keanu Reeves is 56. That makes him eight years older than Clive Dunn was when he was first cast in Dad’s Army. But don’t panic, Clive Dunn was always playing much older characters than his own age. Keanu Reeves is 56. That makes him seven years older than Stephanie Cole was when she was first…
