Die Harder

February 15, 2017

I always liked that the official subtitle for the second Die Hard film is Die Harder.

(Is that ‘this is how I spent Christmas last year’ line in the actual film?)

I wish the next three had been subtitled Die Harderer, Die Hardererer, and Die Harderererer.

In fact, I want all sequels to follow this nomenclature forever.

Lethal Weapon 2: Lethal Weaponer.

Robocop 2: Robocopper.

Jurassic Park 2: Jurassic Parkour.

Alien 2: Aliener.

Harry Potter And The Philosopher’s Stone 2: Harry Potter And The Philosopher’s Stoner.

Now there’s a film I want Kevin Smith to direct.

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