Thought Vomit #14: ft. This Toothpaste Is Paste

January 7, 2009

Thought Vomit #14: ft. This Toothpaste Is Paste

My toothpaste finally died.

On New Year’s Day.

To be honest, there was still some left in the tube, I could see it if I stared down its neck – but I didn’t want it to suffer the indignity of being squeezed up into a ball to have every last drop of anything it had to give wrung violently from within. So I let it go, peacefully, in the bin.

RIP Toothpaste

Thought Vomit

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