No Strings Attached
They’re not really strings. More like tensile wires. No, no, they don’t hurt. Well, they do a bit, but it’s
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Writing
The Monorchism Conundrum
‘Hitler,’ we sang with glee. ‘Has only got one ball.’ ‘The other,’ we chortled. ‘Is in the Albert Hall.’ It’s
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Something Strange Is Afoot At The Supermarket
I had an odd feeling whilst shopping earlier. And not that usual insistent urge to scratch your anus whilst looking
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The Unifying Theory Of Everything
Heklenberg checked her maths one more time. It took a few hours, but by the time she had reached the
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