Keith: A Novel

October 13, 2012

I got a little irked when people kept asking me what my next book would be called, so I started to reply by saying, “Keith. It’s called Keith.”

Turns out I wasn’t being facetious after all. Look:

Crime, conspiracy, and cutlery.

Keith, an average man, with a sensible job, cocks a snook at his mundane existence, and he’s about to make the biggest mistake of his life.

When an insomniac with an over-active imagination decides to give in to his fantasies, what could possibly go wrong?

And what do the bloodied thorn of a rose, an empty buff folder, and a SWAG bag full of forks have to do with anything?

Keith takes you on a criminal romp through suburbia.

You’ll never sleep again.

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