Rotten Apple Is A Load Of Number Two

Sorry to bore you with constant updates, I’ll make it up to you with a nice present at the bottom. But today Rotten Apple hit number two in its chart.

Look, I knew it was Number Two
Look, I knew it was Number Two

I will give 50p to Comic Relief for every copy sold before Red Nose Day too. Even if you don’t read it, it’s surely better than wearing a plastic nose all day?

And NO, YOU DON’T NEED A KINDLE, you can download it to your phone or computer too. So go and get it right now from Amazon UK or Amazon US.

Now, here’s your reward, (but only if you’ve bought a copy):

No peeking.

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