Rotten Apple Is A Load Of Number Two

Sorry to bore you with constant updates, I’ll make it up to you with a nice present at the bottom. But today Rotten Apple hit number two in its chart.

Look, I knew it was Number Two
Look, I knew it was Number Two

I will give 50p to Comic Relief for every copy sold before Red Nose Day too. Even if you don’t read it, it’s surely better than wearing a plastic nose all day?

And NO, YOU DON’T NEED A KINDLE, you can download it to your phone or computer too. So go and get it right now from Amazon UK or Amazon US.

Now, here’s your reward, (but only if you’ve bought a copy):

No peeking.

Buy My Books
  • Nineteen 90s Shows
    Nineteen 90s Shows

    I wrote another book about television. I like television. I like television so much that the first thing I modelled and printed on my new 3d printer was this … I made some more after that too. There’s a few more, including TVS, ATV, and HTV, but I bought you here to talk about my…

Follow
Most Read
  • Re-Casting Keanu
    Re-Casting Keanu

    Keanu Reeves is 56. That makes him eight years older than Clive Dunn was when he was first cast in Dad’s Army. But don’t panic, Clive Dunn was always playing much older characters than his own age. Keanu Reeves is 56. That makes him seven years older than Stephanie Cole was when she was first…

From The Archive

Sign up for my FREE newsletter