Category: Writing

  • Staring Into The Void
    Staring Into The Void

    She’d been staring at the blinking cursor now for what seemed like days. When she checked the time, it had really only been a few hours. And in those hours, she’d made enough coffee to fuel a battalion of soldiers for a week. She’d eaten too many mince pies, bought on offer because they were…

  • Only Ghouls And Horses
    Only Ghouls And Horses

    Ghostbusters Inc. now has offices in New York, Paris, and Peckham. Alright, technically, the Peckham branch isn’t an official franchise, but my brother Del assured me categorically that we weren’t infringing on any international copyright agreements. I don’t believe him sometimes, but he promised me fifty quid if I painted the logo on the side…

  • Chews Day
    Chews Day

    Wind threw up dust. That’s all it could throw up, there was nothing else left. Just the dust of a crumbling world, swirling in eddies around the last few survivors of a war so stupid no-one talked about it. It had started because of a Presidential haircut. It had ended when the missiles landed. Aloran…

  • Ripcord
    Ripcord

    It started with a tweet. It always started with a tweet. He’d been sat at his desk, waiting for his brain to wake up so he could begin working, or at least feel like he was working, which amounted to the same thing, when he wrote a fatuous comment on his Twitter feed. “Why don’t…

  • The Host
    The Host

    When he signed up to be the new host of the biggest talk show in the country, there was a massive press frenzy. His casting was totally from left-field. Tony had never been on TV before, not even in a small role. He’d sent his audition tape in, mostly as a joke, and put hardly…

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  • Nineteen 90s Shows
    Nineteen 90s Shows

    I wrote another book about television. I like television. I like television so much that the first thing I modelled and printed on my new 3d printer was this … I made some more after that too. There’s a few more, including TVS, ATV, and HTV, but I bought you here to talk about my…

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  • Re-Casting Keanu
    Re-Casting Keanu

    Keanu Reeves is 56. That makes him eight years older than Clive Dunn was when he was first cast in Dad’s Army. But don’t panic, Clive Dunn was always playing much older characters than his own age. Keanu Reeves is 56. That makes him seven years older than Stephanie Cole was when she was first…

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