Category: Sanctimoan

  • You Give Me Fever
    You Give Me Fever

    It’s hard to know what to write when I’ve spent the night having fever dreams. My tonsillitis is back with a vengeance, and I can’t talk without sounding like a bowl of washing up. I can do a mean impression of Ed Milliband right now though. I had an all night long fever dream in…

  • Is It Though?
    Is It Though?

    This emergency film reserved for times of crisis is starting to look a little weather beaten this year.

  • You Get Me Something Good, Or Else
    You Get Me Something Good, Or Else

    This sums up my 2016 quite well, what with the hope, despair, disappointment, and existential dread. How’s your bottom?  

  • I Can Make You A Billionaire
    I Can Make You A Billionaire

    I am going to make you rich. But bear with me. If the last few weeks have taught us anything, it’s that rampant consumerism and the internet have mixed to form a potent cocktail that just makes us all incredibly angry. “I didn’t order a new Ghostbusters movie.” “I ordered a referendum, and it came…

  • The Hardest Three Words
    The Hardest Three Words

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  • Nineteen 90s Shows
    Nineteen 90s Shows

    I wrote another book about television. I like television. I like television so much that the first thing I modelled and printed on my new 3d printer was this … I made some more after that too. There’s a few more, including TVS, ATV, and HTV, but I bought you here to talk about my…

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  • Re-Casting Keanu
    Re-Casting Keanu

    Keanu Reeves is 56. That makes him eight years older than Clive Dunn was when he was first cast in Dad’s Army. But don’t panic, Clive Dunn was always playing much older characters than his own age. Keanu Reeves is 56. That makes him seven years older than Stephanie Cole was when she was first…

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