Category: Sanctimoan
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You Give Me Fever
It’s hard to know what to write when I’ve spent the night having fever dreams. My tonsillitis is back with a vengeance, and I can’t talk without sounding like a bowl of washing up. I can do a mean impression of Ed Milliband right now though. I had an all night long fever dream in…
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Is It Though?
This emergency film reserved for times of crisis is starting to look a little weather beaten this year.
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You Get Me Something Good, Or Else
This sums up my 2016 quite well, what with the hope, despair, disappointment, and existential dread. How’s your bottom?
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I Can Make You A Billionaire
I am going to make you rich. But bear with me. If the last few weeks have taught us anything, it’s that rampant consumerism and the internet have mixed to form a potent cocktail that just makes us all incredibly angry. “I didn’t order a new Ghostbusters movie.” “I ordered a referendum, and it came…
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The Hardest Three Words








