Category: Sanctimoan
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What Is A Hotdog?
We all know what a Hotdog is, right? It’s a sausage in a bun. But after that, it gets rather complicated. Is the sausage the dog in the hotdog? If so, why are they called hotdog sausages? Shouldn’t they just be called Dogs? And then, when heated, they become hot Dogs, right? So, doesn’t that…
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Why Don’t They Collect Letters When They Deliver Letters?
Every day, someone comes to your door and slips all sorts of things through your letter box, or stuffs all sorts of things into your mailbox. And every day, that same person walks away empty handed. And sometimes, you have something inside the house that you need to carry to a box in the street,…
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Monopoly Ruined The World
If you know me, or follow this blog, you know I have a deep love of board games. And you probably know that I dislike Monopoly, even when it’s played properly. That shouldn’t taint the following assertion though, because it’s truer that a true thing strapped to a polygraph. Monopoly ruined the world. The generation…
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Wedded Twits
We were playing a board game last week called Reminiscing. From the box it looked like one of those crappy games you might reluctantly play at Christmas, but it turned out to be a lot of fun, and encouraged plenty of story telling and well, reminiscing. One of the dozens of childhood memories it threw…
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Stupid Sign
I saw this sign. It bothers me. How exactly are they going to enforce this? What if someone in a pub down the road orders a pint of beer? Will someone from the staff have to go outside the premises and snatch the beer from that person’s hand? Idiots.
