Category: Sanctimoan
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Thought Vomit #149: ft. The Secular Commandments
Thou shalt not use the word thou. Have as many Gods as you want. Never take your cock out in an elevator. Don’t steal from murderers. Never start a list of ten things with only one half-baked idea. Something about a bear witnessing the theft of your neighbour’s wife. Remember that you are a slave…
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Thought Vomit #134: ft. The Milibandwagon
David Miliband’s decision to step down from “front-line” politics says nothing about his relationship with his brother, nor about their political differences. But it does speak volumes about the state of political journalism. That one of the best minds in modern politics feels he cannot be part of a much needed and effective opposition, simply…
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Thought Vomit #132: ft. Gizmo Would Not Have Stood For This
If you listen to Sundays Supplement, you may have heard my rant about this already, but I don’t care; this bugs me a lot. The Rambo quadrilogy is a feat of sequential numbering that will make your bum burn. If someone says to you they’ve just watched Rambo, don’t ask them which one; you could…
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Thought Vomit #129: ft. Her Majesty’s Deficit
The Queen arrived at parliament in a gold gilded coach, wearing a crown encrusted with jewels, and the first thing she said was that we need to save a bit of cash. Well, the fourteen horse-mounted guards in their hand-stitched livery could go for a start. Not to mention the racist ventriloquist dummy who sits…
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Thought Vomit #125: ft. The Debate
I’m fed up with political commentators opining that “the people just aren’t engaging with the election”. Andrew ‘Vomit In My Eyes’ Neill just said it on his heinous apology for a political show, This Week. He continued on to say that “us in the media village are enjoying it, but not the electorate”. And that…
