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Pop a pill, turn your ankle, and stare at a big cat. Or, just work out the opposite of a

Sitting in the car, sucking on a slice of frozen banana, dreaming one day of winning a gold medal. Alas,

Could capturing a puffin be an Olympic sport? I mean, that’s a stupid question, but it’s no more stupid than

What better way to spend your sunny summer’s day than to chug back an Irn-Bru, with a Corndog and some