Category: Lize
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Thought Vomit #59: ft. A Complete Lie
‘Click’ on the BBC News Channel is evil. It would make Jesus’ balls whimper. The most dangerous thing about it is the section where they recommend websites. This is often broadcast on a Sunday afternoon when I have nothing better to do than follow their advice. It’s either that or going to Church and trying…
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Thought Vomit #55: ft. Down Town
In a pique of frenzied nothingness, I decided to wander on down to my local council this afternoon. A part of me has been chastising another part of me for its political inactivity, and the two parts are currently blaming one another for the BNP. Yet a third part doesn’t get quite the attention it…
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Thought Vomit #51: ft. Inkey Dinkey Parlour Phew
After months of debating it, I finally bit the bullet today and got myself a tattoo. I wanted something tasteful and discreet, something classy, something that was unique and said something about my personality, so I was going to get the word Ball-ache on my left knee. I entertained the notion that not a single…
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Thought Vomit #50: ft. A 1960 Joshua Logan Film
I met a really nice old man today. It all started in a continued moment of ennui that found me pawing ineptly at the touch screen of the new phone. In an effort to alleviate the dirge, I was hunting for applications to download and play with, and I found a web page all about…
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Thought Vomit #45: ft. My Article Published On Sunday
An article I wrote will appear in this weekend’s Mail On Sunday in the You magazine. The editor has kindly given me permission to reproduce it here. LITTLE ENGLAND, BIG HEART Standing outside the Georgian country house of Sir Rhodes Everest, one could easily mistake it for a museum to the Empire. Two stone-carved English…
