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  • Thought Vomit #74: ft. Pulp Fiction 5

    Chapter Five “You have the right to remain silent.” Harry was reading Vic his Miranda Rights, which have to be read to every criminal when they’re arrested. It guarantees them certain rights. As if criminals HAVE rights. “You have the right to an attorney present during questioning.” Vic had never read a criminal his rights,…

  • Thought Vomit #73: ft. Pulp Fiction 4

    Chapter Four The broad was a corpse in Vic Malone’s bed. Her fixed smile of sexual lust from the previous night’s love-making was skewered with a bow and arrow. Vic Malone’s bow and arrow. Vic stared at her with a fixed stare. Had he done this in a fit of orgasmic rage? Of course not,…

  • Thought Vomit #72: ft. Pulp Fiction 3

    Chapter Three An extended moment of pure silence. Silence that sounded even louder than loud noise it was so silent. Vic’s Cherry Bright Red GM Ford Chevy 1957 Mustang had hit the slightly inclined planking square on, inch perfect, right down the centre of the baseball plate and into the stumps. That was how good…

  • Thought Vomit #71: ft. Pulp Fiction 2

    Chapter Two Vic slammed the door of his cherry red Ford GM Chevy shut with a slam. He loved this car. It was just like him in many ways. Muscled. Grizzly. With flared wheel arches. Just like Vic. An American icon, from a bygone past. A relic some might say. Like Vic, who some people…

  • Thought Vomit #70: ft. Pulp Fiction

    Chapter One The corpse stared back at him, its cold dead eyes like a shark; only this was a dead shark. Shot through the teeth with a bow and arrow. And this wasn’t a dead shark, it was a corpse. Of a dead person. With a bow and arrow through its chops. Vic Malone could…

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    I wrote another book about television. I like television. I like television so much that the first thing I modelled and printed on my new 3d printer was this … I made some more after that too. There’s a few more, including TVS, ATV, and HTV, but I bought you here to talk about my…

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    Re-Casting Keanu

    Keanu Reeves is 56. That makes him eight years older than Clive Dunn was when he was first cast in Dad’s Army. But don’t panic, Clive Dunn was always playing much older characters than his own age. Keanu Reeves is 56. That makes him seven years older than Stephanie Cole was when she was first…

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