Audio

Hopefully you’ll find something worthwhile here to amuse you for a bit. It’s just a collection of things I have made using various methods, some of which I like alot and thought might entertain you.

Lying On A Bench
My first solo project, which I wrote, produced and performed – with excellent assitance from Jon Richardson, Iszi Lawrence, Ian James at In The Pipeline Productions, and Ed Morrish.

Ten Minute Sketch Show
A series of not surprisingly, ten minute sketch shows.

Ten Minute Writing School
Another series of ten minute thought dumps on the process of writing.

Shipping4Kast (Phat Remix feat. Puccini)
I always thought the Shipping Forecast was a hypnotic melody, and so I cut one up and mixed it with some trance drums and a little bit of Puccini to see how it might sound. (1.44 mb)

Charles Fluid
This was made at the height of the Prince Charles scandal where he may, or may not, have done naughty things to his manservant. I’ve slowed down a familiar piece of music and played around with some sound effects. It’s a bit long, but was fun to make.(1.62 mb)

Paul Burrell
Princess Diana’s butler finally reveals the ‘truth’ about his relationship with her during an interview on Radio Four. (0.89 mb)

Buying A New Telly
Sometimes my insomnia gets the better of me, and I find myself at 3am on the phone to someone in telesales, trying to replace the TV that keeps being stolen by a nuisance neighbour. (1.18 mb)

Live On The Line …
This is a short sketch I made for fun and to test the capabilities of my sound editing software. It’s excised from a much larger project which you acn read about in the other projects section. (0.59 mb)

They
A twelve minute, fully improvised monologue, which I later transcribed and submitted as a script to BBC7. I’ve laid it over some funky music. It’s long, but I was pleased with the structure and theme that imposed itself on the piece as I whittered into my microphone. (11.4 mb)

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