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  • A Nice Cup Of Tea
    A Nice Cup Of Tea

    It seemed such a good idea at the time. It was the brain child of a mad scientists, whose name has been lost to history. All names have been lost, along with most of the planet, but at least it smells fragrant. Self-replicating tea. Bound to have been a Brit that came up with that.…

  • That Buzzing You Hear
    That Buzzing You Hear

    His fingers gripped the edge of the podium so tightly that his knuckles were turning white. He never seemed to sweat, but he looked decidedly uncomfortable as he spoke. “And so,” he said, hinting at winding things up. “That’s why I have decided to sell the world.” The flag of the Unified Nations hung limply…

  • The Power Lead
    The Power Lead

    We were all sitting there, staring agape at the man behind the podium. He was supposed to be saying things to calm our collective fears, but instead, he was bloviating nonsense, and we were half-expecting him to pull out his tiny orange chap and start slapping it against the seal of office. I think most…

  • Big Mouth
    Big Mouth

    “He wasn’t supposed to win. Don’t you see?” The man paced back and forth a few times, then slumped into a chair. He lit a cigarette, and watched the level meters on the tape recorder for a moment, before taking a deep drag and exhaling. “He was supposed to make it a close, divisive, and…

  • Bliss
    Bliss

    “It sits in the happy centre of the brain, and constantly stimulates it.” That’s how is was sold to us. It had a science-sounding name, but we all called it The Bliss Chip. We stuck it in our heads voluntarily, and for a long time, the lines formed around the block to get one. It…

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  • Nineteen 90s Shows
    Nineteen 90s Shows

    I wrote another book about television. I like television. I like television so much that the first thing I modelled and printed on my new 3d printer was this … I made some more after that too. There’s a few more, including TVS, ATV, and HTV, but I bought you here to talk about my…

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  • Re-Casting Keanu
    Re-Casting Keanu

    Keanu Reeves is 56. That makes him eight years older than Clive Dunn was when he was first cast in Dad’s Army. But don’t panic, Clive Dunn was always playing much older characters than his own age. Keanu Reeves is 56. That makes him seven years older than Stephanie Cole was when she was first…

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