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  • Schisms In The Force
    Schisms In The Force

    We all know that The Force is divisive (and not just among idiot fandoms), what with the Dark and Light sides and all that. But, like all religions, it must have experienced its fair share of schisms leading to differing, and competing factions. Proceeding with the assumption that the following may contain spoilers for any…

  • Budget Cuts
    Budget Cuts

    The man was waffling on about deficit reduction, and gross domestic product, but everyone was tuned in waiting to hear one thing, and one thing only. “When will he get to the tax cuts?” someone in the room asked. Everyone just shuffled uneasily. No-one liked to admit this was the only thing they were interested…

  • A Comprehensive Guide To Paying Tax
    A Comprehensive Guide To Paying Tax

    After exhaustive research, I have compiled a comprehensive guide to your tax obligations. I hope it helps.

  • A Khan Of Coffee
    A Khan Of Coffee

    So, you wander downstairs in need of coffee, feeling lethargic, and not really having enough energy to start the day. You make a nice cup of coffee. You lug it all the way back upstairs to the office and slump into the chair, ready for a day of keyboard staring and unwriting. You wait. Ready…

  • We’re All Idiot Sandwiches
    We’re All Idiot Sandwiches

    On yesterday’s setisoppO, we mentioned this moment. Now, I know this was a parody of his own show on The Late Late Show with James Corden, but it got me thinking. First, it put me in mind of this. And because my mind tends to focus on comedy things it can remember, it then led…

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  • Proctology: A Bottom Examination
    Proctology: A Bottom Examination

    For a long time now I’ve been wanting to write an old-fashioned programme guide. One you can hold in your hand and thumb through, make notes on, spill coffee on. So I did. Proctology: A Bottom Examination is my deep dive into Bottom, the hit BBC Two sitcom starring Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson. That’s…

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  • Re-Casting Keanu
    Re-Casting Keanu

    Keanu Reeves is 56. That makes him eight years older than Clive Dunn was when he was first cast in Dad’s Army. But don’t panic, Clive Dunn was always playing much older characters than his own age. Keanu Reeves is 56. That makes him seven years older than Stephanie Cole was when she was first…

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