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  • Squooze

    Susan hates me.

  • Ho Ho Ho

    Merry Christmas and a happy holiday to you.

  • Oooops

    I don’t often get to half ten at night and realise I haven’t posted a blog. I probably got distracted by something shiny, or some string. Anyway. This is Vincent. He helps. And this is Susan. She sits in bowls that I made. At least she doesn’t shit in them I suppose.

  • Today’s Board Games

    A photo gallery of all the board games we’ve played today. As you can see, the cats were not impressed

  • Street Sharks

    At the height of the first Ninja Turtle craze, we got this Saturday morning cartoon clone. https://youtu.be/gwj8QvT-qpY They created this one to hawk an existing line of toys from Mattel, and later folded the concept together with something called the Dino Vengers. I wonder if Michael Bay will make a live action movie, because apparently…

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  • Proctology: A Bottom Examination
    Proctology: A Bottom Examination

    For a long time now I’ve been wanting to write an old-fashioned programme guide. One you can hold in your hand and thumb through, make notes on, spill coffee on. So I did. Proctology: A Bottom Examination is my deep dive into Bottom, the hit BBC Two sitcom starring Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson. That’s…

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  • Re-Casting Keanu
    Re-Casting Keanu

    Keanu Reeves is 56. That makes him eight years older than Clive Dunn was when he was first cast in Dad’s Army. But don’t panic, Clive Dunn was always playing much older characters than his own age. Keanu Reeves is 56. That makes him seven years older than Stephanie Cole was when she was first…

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