Hopefully you'll find something worthwhile here to amuse you for
a bit. It's just a collection of things I have made using various
methods, some of which I like alot and thought might entertain you.
On A Bench (NEW)
My first solo project, which I wrote, produced and performed - with
excellent assitance from Jon Richardson, Iszi Lawrence, Ian James
at In The Pipeline Productions, and Ed Morrish. (14.93 mb)
Minute Sketch Show (NEW)
A series of not surprisingly, ten minute sketch shows.
Minute Writing School (NEW)
Another series of ten minute thought dumps on the process of writing.
4Kast (Phat Remix feat. Puccini)
I always thought the Shipping Forecast was a hypnotic melody, and
so I cut one up and mixed it with some trance drums and a little
bit of Puccini to see how it might sound. (1.44 mb)
This was made at the height of the Prince Charles scandal where
he may, or may not, have done naughty things to his manservant.
I've slowed down a familiar piece of music and played around with
some sound effects. It's a bit long, but was fun to make.(1.62 mb)
Princess Diana's butler finally reveals the 'truth' about his relationship
with her during an interview on Radio Four. (0.89 mb)
A New Telly
Sometimes my insomnia gets the better of me, and I find myself at
3am on the phone to someone in telesales, trying to replace the
TV that keeps being stolen by a nuisance neighbour. (1.18 mb)
On The Line ...
This is a short sketch I made for fun and to test the capabilities
of my sound editing software. It's excised from a much larger project
which you can read about in the other projects section. (0.59 mb)
A twelve minute, fully improvised monologue, which I later transcribed
and submitted as a script to BBC7. I've laid it over some funky
music. It's long, but I was pleased with the structure and theme
that imposed itself on the piece as I whittered into my microphone.