Rotten Apple (A Kindle Experiment)

I’ll tell you much more about the process of writing it and using the Kindle publishing platform later, but for now, suffice to say, buy the damn thing.

Rotten Apple
It's an eBook donchya know?

You don’t actually need a Kindle to read it, you can download it to your PC,  iPad or other computing type device (though probably not your calculator).

It’s available from Amazon UK.

Or from Amazon USA.

You might even find an early draft of the first story here, but who wants a whetted appetite?

(And a massive thanks to Kjell Ove Vuttudal for his help with the cover. He painted the apple on her bottom.)

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