If I Get 1000 Responses, This Will Be An Official Opinion Poll

How do you intend to vote in the upcoming election?

How did you vote in the last election?

Who do you think would make a better Prime Minister in the next parliament?

If you had to pick the manner of your own death at the hands of David Cameron, which would you choose?

Which adjective best describes your feelings towards Nick Clegg?

Your outrage at the MP expense scandal was driven by …

Which one of the following best describes you?

Which cute animal would you put in to the Large Hadron Collider?

Which of the following issues will most affect your vote in May?

What would best improve the NHS?

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