Before clearer heads prevailed, and companies were allowed to advertise tobacco products on television, cigar makers seemed obsessed by two things. Linking their brand to comedy and comedians, and suggesting a cigar gave you a bigger, or more tumescent todger.
They used to use a slogan about six appeal.
Castella even makes it a bit bigger you know.
A penis is a cigar called Hamlet.
I’m not even sure this one has any subtlety whatsoever.
Hur hur hur, wider willies.
And just in case you were in any doubt.