You Give Me Fever

It’s hard to know what to write when I’ve spent the night having fever dreams. My tonsillitis is back with a vengeance, and I can’t talk without sounding like a bowl of washing up. I can do a mean impression of Ed Milliband right now though.

I had an all night long fever dream in which I was trying to stage a remake of The Princess Bride, using the actors from Mad Men, and Adam West’s Batman. And all I had to do this was a pair of bone chopsticks.

I can’t be one hundred percent sure that I am typing right now either.

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