Hawking My Wares

I try not to do this often, but sometimes you just have to keep the wolf from the door. There’ll be a little something something for you at the end, I’m sure.

I write books. You can buy them from Amazon in the UK, or from Amazon in the US, and even from Google Play.

I also make and sell wooden bowls, which you can buy from Etsy.

And I even do a free weekly(ish) podcast called Sundays Supplement.

If you clicked any of the above links, feel free to watch this video. If you didn’t, well then, piss you.



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  • Proctology: A Bottom Examination
    Proctology: A Bottom Examination

    For a long time now I’ve been wanting to write an old-fashioned programme guide. One you can hold in your hand and thumb through, make notes on, spill coffee on. So I did. Proctology: A Bottom Examination is my deep dive into Bottom, the hit BBC Two sitcom starring Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson. That’s…

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    Re-Casting Keanu

    Keanu Reeves is 56. That makes him eight years older than Clive Dunn was when he was first cast in Dad’s Army. But don’t panic, Clive Dunn was always playing much older characters than his own age. Keanu Reeves is 56. That makes him seven years older than Stephanie Cole was when she was first…

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