Change Your Life In 7 Seconds

I’m pleased to announce my brand new, life-changing, life-affirming, full life-overhaul system that is GUARANTEED to work in just SEVEN SECONDS.

Change Your Life In 7 Seconds is a scientifically unproven method that will change your life in just 7 seconds. Yes, that’s right. SEVEN SECONDS.

Most people think overhauling their lives will be a struggle, that it will take weeks, if not years to achieve, and give up trying to change their lives because it takes more than 7 seconds.

It’s going to take you longer to read about this amazing life changing system than it is going to take you to actually change your life, and you won’t believe how easy it was, and you will wonder how you ever lived without this life changing system that is guaranteed to change your life in just SEVEN SECONDS.

I could write a book and charge fifteen pounds to everyone who wants to change their lives in seven seconds, but I’m giving it to you, now, for FREE. All I ask in return is that you live your new life well, and pay it forward, by perhaps sending me some money. Free is a small price to pay in order to change your life in 7 seconds.

So, are you ready to change your life in just 7 seconds?

Not everyone is. If you’re not sure that you want to change your life in 7 seconds, don’t even bother trying this new system – a system psychological experts WON’T TELL YOU ABOUT because it only takes SEVEN SECONDS. You have to be ready to change your life.

Let’s go.

Let’s change your life in 7 seconds.

Deep breath.

Turn off the internet and stop reading shit like this.

, ,
Buy My Books
  • Proctology: A Bottom Examination
    Proctology: A Bottom Examination

    For a long time now I’ve been wanting to write an old-fashioned programme guide. One you can hold in your hand and thumb through, make notes on, spill coffee on. So I did. Proctology: A Bottom Examination is my deep dive into Bottom, the hit BBC Two sitcom starring Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson. That’s…

Most Read
  • Re-Casting Keanu
    Re-Casting Keanu

    Keanu Reeves is 56. That makes him eight years older than Clive Dunn was when he was first cast in Dad’s Army. But don’t panic, Clive Dunn was always playing much older characters than his own age. Keanu Reeves is 56. That makes him seven years older than Stephanie Cole was when she was first…

From The Archive

Sign up for my FREE newsletter