Review Quotes For you

Everyone needs a good review quote to slap across their promotional material, put on the cover of a book, or tattoo to their teeth for when they smile at the Queen. So here are some pull quotes I’ve written, just for you. Help yourselves.

“Funnier than a singing bush.”

“A story that tears you apart strip by strip, then rebuilds you into a human-eating robot.”


“Full of thoughtful insight, cutting commentary, and racist vitriol that will make your jaw melt.”

“No, YOU’RE a bumface.”

“You’ll be in tears of laughter. But those tears will have the acidic bite of nostalgia, and will probably burn a hole in your trousers.”

“All your base are belong to us.”


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