No Strings Attached
They’re not really strings. More like tensile wires. No, no, they don’t hurt. Well, they do a bit, but it’s
Read moreThey’re not really strings. More like tensile wires. No, no, they don’t hurt. Well, they do a bit, but it’s
Read more‘Hitler,’ we sang with glee. ‘Has only got one ball.’ ‘The other,’ we chortled. ‘Is in the Albert Hall.’ It’s
Read moreI had an odd feeling whilst shopping earlier. And not that usual insistent urge to scratch your anus whilst looking
Read moreHeklenberg checked her maths one more time. It took a few hours, but by the time she had reached the
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