Category: Whingegasm

  • Reeves & Mortimer Re-Enact 2016
    Reeves & Mortimer Re-Enact 2016

    Vic and Bob re-enact the whole of 2016.

  • Anecdon’ts

    Sometimes there’s just nothing to talk about. Sometimes, you can go days and days with plenty of things happening, thinking all the while that these events and stories would make great anecdotes. And sometimes, like, you know, always, nothing happens and you just have to tell short, pointless Anecdon’ts*. Here’s a list of things that…

  • Insta-Topical Reacto-Post
    Insta-Topical Reacto-Post

    I have an opinion on current matters. It’s impossible for me not to have an opinion, and opinions always need airing in public forums, so this is a vehicle for the opinion to be expressed in a pithy/controversial/satirical/moderate/extreme manner. The Opinion is sacrosanct. The Opinion is too big for a tweet, but The Opinion is not…

  • Ferris Bueller TV Series
    Ferris Bueller TV Series

    Last night I watched Ferris Bueller’s Day Off for the first time in a long while, and it was fun doing so with the view that the whole thing is going on in Cameron’s head as he stays in bed. I thought the worst thing that ever happened to Ferris Bueller was the Honda Superbowl Commercial,…

  • Thought Vomit #138: ft. A Car Wash
    Thought Vomit #138: ft. A Car Wash

    I’m nostalgic for a car wash. Of all the things to drag me free from the fug of a self-destructive whingegasm, a car wash is at once the most and least surprising. When I was even littler than I am now, I used to drag my mother across the street, so I could hold her…

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  • Proctology: A Bottom Examination
    Proctology: A Bottom Examination

    For a long time now I’ve been wanting to write an old-fashioned programme guide. One you can hold in your hand and thumb through, make notes on, spill coffee on. So I did. Proctology: A Bottom Examination is my deep dive into Bottom, the hit BBC Two sitcom starring Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson. That’s…

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  • Re-Casting Keanu
    Re-Casting Keanu

    Keanu Reeves is 56. That makes him eight years older than Clive Dunn was when he was first cast in Dad’s Army. But don’t panic, Clive Dunn was always playing much older characters than his own age. Keanu Reeves is 56. That makes him seven years older than Stephanie Cole was when she was first…

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