Category: Whingegasm

  • Boy Wonders Or Boys Wonder?
    Boy Wonders Or Boys Wonder?

    I can’t even remember what it was that triggered my thought, but I was reading something or other yesterday which made me ponder … Is the plural of Boy Wonder: Boy Wonders Boys Wonder So I put a poll up on Twitter, and as of now, the split is exactly 50/50. I think it’s like…

  • Welcome To Television Centre
    Welcome To Television Centre

    It’s FUCKING flats now.

  • The Something Of Boris
    The Something Of Boris

    I’ve been watching the Bond films in order. Last night I reached this.

  • Completely Bloody Sick Of This
    Completely Bloody Sick Of This

    When you lose half a day’s work because you accidentally tripped over some fifteen year old malware. Normal service will resume again tomorrow.

  • Budget Cuts
    Budget Cuts

    The man was waffling on about deficit reduction, and gross domestic product, but everyone was tuned in waiting to hear one thing, and one thing only. “When will he get to the tax cuts?” someone in the room asked. Everyone just shuffled uneasily. No-one liked to admit this was the only thing they were interested…

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  • Proctology: A Bottom Examination
    Proctology: A Bottom Examination

    For a long time now I’ve been wanting to write an old-fashioned programme guide. One you can hold in your hand and thumb through, make notes on, spill coffee on. So I did. Proctology: A Bottom Examination is my deep dive into Bottom, the hit BBC Two sitcom starring Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson. That’s…

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  • Re-Casting Keanu
    Re-Casting Keanu

    Keanu Reeves is 56. That makes him eight years older than Clive Dunn was when he was first cast in Dad’s Army. But don’t panic, Clive Dunn was always playing much older characters than his own age. Keanu Reeves is 56. That makes him seven years older than Stephanie Cole was when she was first…

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