What’s The Opposite Of An Arrow?
Fill a sick bag. Shoot an arrow at it. Post it all on Twitter. Orrrrrr … just work out the opposite of it all instead. That’s much more fun. Do not share. And do not enjoy.
What’s The Opposite Of Stuffing?
Parumpahpumpum and all that. Let’s work out the festive opposites of stuffing, baubles, and the very meaning of Christmas itself. Do not share, and do not enjoy.
What’s The Opposite Of A Nectarine?
We’re going to the country, gonna eat a lot of … well, nectarines. While we read the phone book. And do something else with gas. Breathe maybe. Or at least, the opposite of all that anyway. Do not share, and certainly do not enjoy. This is, obviously, the advert we were talking about.
What’s The Opposite Of A Poodle?
I mean, who pets a poodle, while flossing and doing Wordle? No-one. That’s who. But there are people who will take their time to work out the opposite of those things. Those people are us. Do not share, and do not enjoy. This is the cartoon I was talking about.
What’s The Opposite Of Miss Marple?
You’re reading Miss Marple, under the shade of the leaves, when you hear the chirrup of your notifications. You check your phone, and you see there’s a new episode of this podcast, wherein we work out the opposite of all those things. Do you share? Do you enjoy? Here’s the advert I was talking about. […]