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  • Two Books Tweet

    I’d like to make my eyes autonomous so I can read two books at the same time. Might not be too satisfying, the stories would lack depth. — Simon Dunn (@sighdone) October 25, 2012

  • Bean Tweet

    There's a coffee bean next to my coffee mug. Not sure if I'm showing the bean its future, or the coffee its past. Either way, it's cruel. — Simon Dunn (@sighdone) October 15, 2012

  • Nasty McNemesis

    Trying to think of a name for my antagonist. Not sure Nasty McNemesis cuts the mustard. — Simon Dunn (@sighdone) October 14, 2012

  • Kindle Tweet

    Oooh. Someone just asked me to sign their Kindle. Well, a man bought a parcel to the door … — Simon Dunn (@sighdone) September 14, 2012

  • Fromunda Tweet

    "If gay marriage becomes legal, are you worried that all of a sudden you’ll start thinking about penis?" — Simon Dunn (@sighdone) September 11, 2012

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  • Proctology: A Bottom Examination
    Proctology: A Bottom Examination

    For a long time now I’ve been wanting to write an old-fashioned programme guide. One you can hold in your hand and thumb through, make notes on, spill coffee on. So I did. Proctology: A Bottom Examination is my deep dive into Bottom, the hit BBC Two sitcom starring Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson. That’s…

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  • Re-Casting Keanu
    Re-Casting Keanu

    Keanu Reeves is 56. That makes him eight years older than Clive Dunn was when he was first cast in Dad’s Army. But don’t panic, Clive Dunn was always playing much older characters than his own age. Keanu Reeves is 56. That makes him seven years older than Stephanie Cole was when she was first…

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